For here is how he chose to spend December:
how I've been all holiday pic.twitter.com/h8eXtmUbF5
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 29, 2015And then he entered the New Year with a very direct instruction:
2016 better be the year i get hot and sexy
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) January 1, 2016With over 1.4 million followers, he is one of Twitterati's favourite comedians. And followers enjoy his humour without knowing who he is. Here are 25 of the most amusing tweets by Papito:
i wanna get hot and fit and healthy but like i dont wanna stop living off junk food and watching tv shows and sleeping until 4pm ya feel me
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) January 2, 2016me: *watches own snapchat story 44677 times*
me: amazing
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) January 1, 2016why do parents get mad when u sleep all day like im staying out of trouble and im not spending your money like what is the issue here
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) January 1, 2016where can i download motivation
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 31, 2015I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 29, 2015me everyday: today is not my day
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 27, 2015i hate when i offer someone food and they accept
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 25, 2015i'm not always sarcastic
sometimes im sleeping
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 22, 2015i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 20, 2015becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 18, 2015single by choice
just not my choice
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 15, 2015dear santa all i want is ur credit card thnx
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 14, 2015i need to lose 20 pounds, make $10,000, and sleep for 4 days by tomorrow
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 13, 2015January 2015: this will be my year
December 2015: maybe not.
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 9, 2015my morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired i am
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 4, 2015no relationship november is going well
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) November 26, 2015sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) November 19, 2015when someone tells me their unwanted opinion pic.twitter.com/sSWxa78Wwz
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) November 17, 2015trying to turn my life around like pic.twitter.com/B18QPVqlo5
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) November 13, 2015i stress about stress before there's even stress to stress about
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) November 2, 2015when ur relatives offers you money and you pretend like you cant take it at first pic.twitter.com/ft7uKgIqth
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) October 29, 2015the only nation i will ever rule is procrastination
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) October 27, 2015I wonder how many calories I burn when I run away from my problems
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) October 2, 2015i’m the nokia phone in a room full of iphones
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) September 9, 2015may the 4th be with you pic.twitter.com/0GnyUCbNTs
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 4, 2015